Saturday, September 30, 2000

Margaritas make u silly
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU......early.....Jennifer!
HEY Donna...STOP in the name of the law! This happened to a friend of mine ..Ok picture this...your sleeping soundly in your lil bed dreaming of sugar plum fairies or something like that, then you are rudely awakened with the sound of..BANG BANG BANG ...trying to pry open your eyes you think...What is that? BANG BANG BANG..You then incoherently stumble around and finally figure out someone is at the door..Fumbling with the lock your peeking through the cracked door you realize its two policemen, you then begin thinking:"What have I done or who do I know that is in jail?" You open the door letting them in and they start asking you if your alright...*puzzled looks abound"..."ummm well yeah"...They begin to explain "Your neighbors called the police...it seems they have heard water running for hours and they were concerned you were drowning in the bathtub or had slipped and fallen."...then while your still trying to figure out what in the HELL is going on and how could someone drown in the bathtub... they start checking all the rooms (like where your kids are sleeping)...DON'T YOU WAKE THEM UP! Well they finally discover the culprit......A RUNNING TOILET! * ha ha!* Lock it up JOe! They really flushed out the criminal huh? Good neighbors ey? What a nite for her.....A word of advise fix that running toilet.
OOOOweee Its a beautiful day..too bad I feel like crap and Im working. Yeah you guys go ahead and play golf today. Oh at least Jennifer has to work too. Later my Family...

Friday, September 29, 2000

Oh I can see how this could be repetitive ...redundant whatever
Yaaaawn...time for all bloggin tigers to wake up....I guess

Thursday, September 28, 2000

time for all lil bloggin tigers to go to bed. NITEY nite peoples. ZZZZZZZZZ
Should I add a few years ago? NAH....
He sat there with a smile on his face,
Laughing at the human race.
Thier all so inferior to me he thought
For all these idiots can be bought.

Just a thought by a 15 year old teenage girl hmmmm I wonder who?
GRRRR.....the arrogance of some people. WAKE up stop living in your own world. Reality is biting you in the arse. HA! You know who Im talking about. NO you are not Gods gift..NO,NO,NO
The realms of the curious
AS I sit here and reflect on the day I realize it musn't have been to eventful. Nothing stuck out in my mind.
blank nothingness.
...if a tiger has a blog a tiger will....
..in the midst of complentating blog...
Hmmm..my first blog. SO what does a bloggin tiger blog about? Tis a puzzlement.
Blog ya later!