Subject: Cowboy Joke
An East Texas country boy sees a sign in the restaurant. Reading, " Happy Hour Special":
Lobster Tail & Beer"
"Lord almighty!" he says to himself, "My three favorite things".
Yeee-Haaaaa!
Saturday, December 16, 2006
Sunday, November 12, 2006
Sitting and staring......
Hmmmmm........Coffee. Good. Need more. Take a deep breath. *sigh* That's right.
Okay. Repeat after me. Do not panic. It's okay that almost the entire contents of your kitchen is in your living room, and it's okay that on top of that it is messy and there is little pieces of linoleum stuck to the carpet and one is stuck to your foot and yesterday your cute little grandson tried to eat a piece of it. It's also okay that you have dishes in your sink that you can't do anything about because your husband has decided to put another coat of gloss on the stained concrete he is working on in the kitchen because he says you are not happy with it and he doesn't want hear about it FOREVER. Forget that you have to wait for it to dry before you can even put any of said contents from your living room back into your kitchen and begin to clean the rest of your house and get some semblance of order. Please don't even think about that your son is getting married FRIDAY and the reception afterwards is at your house. Yes your house, that not only is in shambles on the inside but has a huge pile of dirt right smack in the middle of the front yard that the neighbors cat thinks is his litter box. The biggest litterbox ever. Yes the huge pile of sand sitting on top of the the grass that needs mowing and weed eating badly. If front of the house that has the huge mess inside of it. Yep that's the house that Jack built. Help! I've fallen and can't reach my wine!!
Okay. Repeat after me. Do not panic. It's okay that almost the entire contents of your kitchen is in your living room, and it's okay that on top of that it is messy and there is little pieces of linoleum stuck to the carpet and one is stuck to your foot and yesterday your cute little grandson tried to eat a piece of it. It's also okay that you have dishes in your sink that you can't do anything about because your husband has decided to put another coat of gloss on the stained concrete he is working on in the kitchen because he says you are not happy with it and he doesn't want hear about it FOREVER. Forget that you have to wait for it to dry before you can even put any of said contents from your living room back into your kitchen and begin to clean the rest of your house and get some semblance of order. Please don't even think about that your son is getting married FRIDAY and the reception afterwards is at your house. Yes your house, that not only is in shambles on the inside but has a huge pile of dirt right smack in the middle of the front yard that the neighbors cat thinks is his litter box. The biggest litterbox ever. Yes the huge pile of sand sitting on top of the the grass that needs mowing and weed eating badly. If front of the house that has the huge mess inside of it. Yep that's the house that Jack built. Help! I've fallen and can't reach my wine!!
Saturday, November 04, 2006
Back in Black!
Once again a long time between posts. Arrrgh I am good at that matey! The poop cloud has been hovering over my house again. Bad year for Lockertown! I lost my mom to lung cancer Sept 26,2006. I still can't believe it. I.miss.her. She was the sweetest person I knew. Great sense of humor, sweet, and gentle spirit, very strong faith. *sigh* Now that is 3 in my family that lung cancer has taken. grrrrrr. Lung cancer takes the lives of more women each year than breast cancer but receives significantly less funding. So maybe I need to spend my time looking for ways to help with funding instead of whining. So there! I guess I told me!
I also lost my furry kid dog of 13 years Shadow. He was a beautiful, talented and incredibly smart Aussie. My husband and 4 year old REALLY miss him too. He was Rusty's right hand guy. He use to go everywhere with him, followed him like his shadow hence the name. Actually my son gave Shadow his name. We all miss him. So. Anyway.
Good things have happened too.
1. I (incase I have not stated before)am a G-MA,a Nana of 1 soon to be 3.
2. David and his fiancee are pregnant. (What's this we crap?)
3. They are to be wed Nov 17th.(If you don't like it put a lid on it!)
4. Jennifer and her fiancee are pregnant with there second. (Again. What's this we crap?!Again. If you don't like it put a lid on it!)
5. They are to be wed in January.
6. I went to Seattle in January to see my niece get married. It was great. I love it up there. So pretty.
7. My Mom moved in with me after they removed a tumor from her brain, so when she wasn't in the hospital she was with us at my home. Her home.
The list is longer but I really must shut my pie hole and go be productive!
See ya!
I also lost my furry kid dog of 13 years Shadow. He was a beautiful, talented and incredibly smart Aussie. My husband and 4 year old REALLY miss him too. He was Rusty's right hand guy. He use to go everywhere with him, followed him like his shadow hence the name. Actually my son gave Shadow his name. We all miss him. So. Anyway.
Good things have happened too.
1. I (incase I have not stated before)am a G-MA,a Nana of 1 soon to be 3.
2. David and his fiancee are pregnant. (What's this we crap?)
3. They are to be wed Nov 17th.(If you don't like it put a lid on it!)
4. Jennifer and her fiancee are pregnant with there second. (Again. What's this we crap?!Again. If you don't like it put a lid on it!)
5. They are to be wed in January.
6. I went to Seattle in January to see my niece get married. It was great. I love it up there. So pretty.
7. My Mom moved in with me after they removed a tumor from her brain, so when she wasn't in the hospital she was with us at my home. Her home.
The list is longer but I really must shut my pie hole and go be productive!
See ya!
Saturday, February 11, 2006
What's that smell?!!!!
Yuk!
There is one of those mysterious smells in our office. The kind that smells, I dunno like a dead creature, a creature of the scavanger kind...like a RAT! yuk. Burns your nose annoying puke rodent smell. Just thought I would share!
There is one of those mysterious smells in our office. The kind that smells, I dunno like a dead creature, a creature of the scavanger kind...like a RAT! yuk. Burns your nose annoying puke rodent smell. Just thought I would share!
Wednesday, April 27, 2005
This day - she sucks!
Yes one of those days. As you unsuspectingly go about your happy little day basking in your happy little rays of sunshine, thinking that life isn't so bad. Bam! Reality hits you with one of it's evil eye popping smack downs that makes you feel like you've been punched in the gut by a 500lb gorilla. Ya kind of like that.
Thursday, October 21, 2004
Just a note of thanks!
I would like to say thank you to all of you that contributed to making my yesterday a living hell! Thanks! A repeat of this day!
Wednesday, September 15, 2004
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