Sitting and staring......

Hmmmmm........Coffee. Good. Need more. Take a deep breath. *sigh* That's right.

Okay. Repeat after me. Do not panic. It's okay that almost the entire contents of your kitchen is in your living room, and it's okay that on top of that it is messy and there is little pieces of linoleum stuck to the carpet and one is stuck to your foot and yesterday your cute little grandson tried to eat a piece of it. It's also okay that you have dishes in your sink that you can't do anything about because your husband has decided to put another coat of gloss on the stained concrete he is working on in the kitchen because he says you are not happy with it and he doesn't want hear about it FOREVER. Forget that you have to wait for it to dry before you can even put any of said contents from your living room back into your kitchen and begin to clean the rest of your house and get some semblance of order. Please don't even think about that your son is getting married FRIDAY and the reception afterwards is at your house. Yes your house, that not only is in shambles on the inside but has a huge pile of dirt right smack in the middle of the front yard that the neighbors cat thinks is his litter box. The biggest litterbox ever. Yes the huge pile of sand sitting on top of the the grass that needs mowing and weed eating badly. If front of the house that has the huge mess inside of it. Yep that's the house that Jack built. Help! I've fallen and can't reach my wine!!